all these monsters smashing up my shit
ain't nobody doing anything about it
teeth out to here
menacing eyes
they're about to redefine 'reach for the sky'

looking for a good time they don't gotta lie
grinning and laughing at the planes going by

everybody on the street trying to hitch a ride
leaving their life behind trying not to die

had a stupid thought but it was a fun dare
tapped on the foot of the monster right there

shouted out 'hey can I have your attention'
hoping I could join them on the adventure

one of them massive furry looking dudes
tossed down a tiny little bottle of brew
cracked it
downed it
started feeling taller
either that or somehow the world got smaller

man that shit was baller

twenty stories tall I'm on top of the world
being this tall makes them look like squirrels

smashing all the things with my newfound friends
wrecking all construction
bringing about the end

stomping down the street letting loose in the city
feeling super beast 'cause nobody can get me
train, ship, bus, car
don't care what you are
if you don't move you're debris on my paw

spent about an hour tearing everything down
most of it was trashed to rubble all around
nothing left to do but I wanted some action
all the other monsters had the same reaction

hey monster kitty you be lookin' just fine
wanna get to know you (bet you hear it all the time)
just before I finished, got a tingle inside me
started getting smaller 'till I was human, tiny

then the monster kitty closed in with a stroll
next thing I know I got eaten whole

ain't gonna tell you how I escaped
what a wild night though see ya next date